A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
8 comments:
Hey!!!! Hey!!!! You're infringing on my area of expertise...ROFLOL!!!
I'm taking that one!
Oh just what I needed to read...ha ha.
Karen tipped me off about this one. Produced a much needed smile from me,I can tell you.
That's cool.
Hi, I too was tipped off by karen´s comment on Bunnygirl´s blog and came for a timely visit! I loved this joke and have taken the liberty to forward it to all my friends. It was so funny! Thanks!
Thanks Ally. Humor is good for the soul!
This is great! How funny. Love your pictures of the snow. Haven't seen this stuff since we visited my brother in North Carolina a few years ago.
We got it all at once. Now spring is around the corner.
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